Monday, January 28, 2008

Nantucket

I've got another poem though this one was inspired by those "there once was a man from nantucket" poems.

In a Bucket

there once was a man from Nantucket,
Who was sure he lived in a bucket,
He hated me and he hated you,
All because his house was blue,
He had absolutely no friends,
Liked his roads to have lots of bends,
Had a dog, actually a beagle,
Utterly despised those "god damn seaguls,"
He wasn't scared at all of death,
Even though he smoked pounds of meth,
Believing we are one with the Earth,
Although he was taught Christianity from birth,
Sometimes he'd play tiddlywinks,
And often he would watch races for pinks,
But it all came down to life in the bucket,
Which is why one day he finally said "fuck it."

4 comments:

HeatherrrEloise said...

lol.
good job:]

Elise said...

Poem was funny... What made you come up with the bucket? xx

Miss Ticket Stubs said...

Very fun :) I like the line 'believing we are one with the Earth, although he was taught Christianity from birth'.

Commissioner said...

Glad to see someone can write humor. Good job.